Have you ever wondered what happens if Spiderman visits Bangalore? Do you think he will survive? Let’s take a look at the reasons for his non survival:

1. The moment he lands on Bangalore roads in his costume, our stray dogs will bark and chase him away. He can’t jump and fly shooting the web, clinging to buildings since Bangalore doesn’t have many tall buildings. Even if he finds some, he might just get tangled between the electric, telephone, and cable wires or probably be electrocuted by touching the wires.
2. In the effort to rescue someone in a remote area or a village, the only mode of commuting is to huff and puff on a bicycle. He will never be able to reach the destination on time because of Bangalore’s traffic.
3. Imagine the torture of wearing that skin-fitting-hooded costume in Bangalore’s heat, humidity and unexpected rains.
4. He will be disappointed to see the look-alike-costumes/soft-toys selling at National market and on pavements for dirt cheap price.

Even if he survives with his super power and agility, do you think our people will allow him to stay?

1. Kumar swamy and Yeddyurappa will join hands on mission ‘Quit Spiderman movement’. If the mission doesn’t work, our honorable chief minister will allot a residential site in HSR layout and plead him to stay there permanently.
2. Pramod Muthalik might put a pressure on him to change his western costume to a dhoti as it’s against to Hinduism
3. If his costume is officially changed to a dhoti, our censor board will put a ban on that for excessive skin show.
4. Ramgopal Varma will fly down from Mumbai to make a movie on him casting opposite to Maria Susi Raj.
5. Yoga guru baba Ramdev would be threatened and go on yet another hunger strike to shoo him away.
6. Do we have some spider worshippers in India? They will probably protest for insulting Spider’s name.
7. All Bollywood, Tollywood, Mollywood and Sandalwood celebrities will be vexed about their endorsements.
8. TV9 will start an exclusive channel (24/7) to show live telecast of his whereabouts.